Deviant feelings.

I feel naughty.

Not the kind of naughty where you put a note outside the bathroom door suggesting there being a big hairy spider near the sink. I don't feel "prankster" naughty.

There are various levels you know... and currently I am in the, well to be blunt, 'devious-flirty-sexual-naughty' stage. I haven't the slightest clue as to how I came to this stage though. Maybe my dinner had some aphrodisiac in it. Is chocolate an aphrodisiac?

Yes, I had chocolates for dinner. Gave me a lovely sugar high too. Well its not like I WANTED to have sweets, but see, I went to the doctor recently about a certain "thing" which I don't want to disclose in accordance to privacy rights, and he told me to have soft foods.

Soft foods like soup, porridge, milkshakes, ice creams, chocolate mousse... etc. Now that I think about it, pizza dough is very very soft when it comes fresh out of the oven, isn't it?
Hey...I can't help it. Doctor's orders. Its not like I WANT to eat these things.


Now where was I? Ah yes... feeling sexually devious.
There is another theory for being in this stage. You see, it just rained here a while ago. The smell emanating due to a gentle drizzle, moistening the greenery around me...its activates my pheromones and puts my libido into overdrive.

Usually it starts with just a simple daydream of me sitting near the window, watching the raindrops while my girl is cuddled up to me. Then our cheeks touch...the cheeks on the face, not on the rear. While the cheeks are touching, my fingers are locked around her wrist, caressing the area just below the palm with my thumb.

The sense of touch is veryyy important you know. At this point, touch is heightened. The smell of rain has already intoxicated our minds and being cuddled near the window, cheeks touching, gentle stroking of the wrist area, we move on to the next 'sense'... Sound.

Soon there are little nothings whispered into each others ears. Random sweet words, sometimes in English, some poetic ones, and some random babbles that you would say while talking to a 3 month old child. "Coochie coochie snuggle buggums"

Ok, that last part was too weird for me to even type out.

Anyway, this whispering continues until we reach the point of advancing to the next sense.
The transition is quite smooth actually. It follows up whispering. Quite simply, during the next exchange of lovey dovey poetry, the lips just part open and close gently at her earlobe, giving a little tug. We all know what comes next. No matter how weird it may sounds, licking the ears is very stimulating.... and for those who didn't know this, do remind me to help you out by posting a list of all the erogenous spots of the human body.


Taste isn't satisfied yet, but we need to move to the next and final sense.... sight. This would happen during the licking when she is surprised, then giggles and turns around to look at me. Gazing at those eyes, instantly pleases my sense of sight. So we go back to taste, and this time its not lip to ear...its more lip to cheek, and proceeding slowly towards the lip.


...
I am so horny.
Oh...is it too late to mention that this post should be read by those who are aged 18 and above only? Ah well, for the kiddies who are reading this, go ask your parents about the birds and the bees.

I never understood that metaphor btw. Birds don't have sex with bees. It should be flowers and bees. But that has its own share of problems.

Ahem... so where was my daydream? Oh yes. Soooo we are cuddled up by the window, gentle rain outside, whispered sweet nothings, looked in her eyes, and kissed.
All 5 senses pleased.

Now we proceed to level 2.
That would be foreplay.

I really want to describe the details but all the chocolate I had seems to be having its secondary effect...its making me drowsy. So, to make things brief, at this point in my dream, certain areas have grown in size and they yearn to break free from their denim prison.

... It shouldn't rain when you are alone.
20 more days until I come back home... and starting today, exactly two weeks until submissions.

I should start doing my work tomorrow.


Edit: On a completely unrelated, yet oddly similar topic... I have a thing for the tush. You know.. ass, bottom, cheeks, derrière, fanny, gluteus maximus, hindquarters... you get the idea.