Swine flu conspiracy.

Yesterday's post was my 200th. Do I have to prove to you how busy I really am or may I just leave a line - I did not notice it. 200 posts in 2.5 years is a big achievement. 'Big' is a relative term. 'Big', it is, compared to my posting pattern since April 2008 and 'Big' it is not, compared to my speedy postings in 2007.
So what did really happen in 2007 that did not happen in 2008? What is it that made me write so much then?

In 2007, my mind had time. It'd be in sleep mode for 18 of the total 36 hrs in my day. So, it would think up theories about issues that have been troubling the world for many decades, like.. why do people wear socks with sandals, why isn't rice sandwich in the menu cards anywhere, why is Catherine Zeta Jones not my neighbour, why people give me a weird look when I dip sandwiches in sambhar instead of sauce...etc.

2008 was more...I hate my roommate, adjusting to singapore, assignments, more assignments, feelings of self doubt, even more assignments etc.

2009 was following a similar pattern until this "a post a day" challenge came across. It was only a matter of time before I get bored of writing posts filled with remorse and sorrow, or describing college work.
Slowly trying to get my groove back.

Hopefully I will pretty soon.


In other news, Swine flu is crap. Why?

I quote now from those "Swine flu FAQ" websites....

Pay close attention to your health for 7 days, watching out for symptoms such as :

• High fever (> 38 deg C)
• Sore throat
• Cough
• Body aches
• Runny nose
• Headaches
• Tiredness

Uh, hello? Anyone who sits in front of a pc for 10-12 hours a day experiences atleast 5 of those symptoms. Having a common cold will make you spot those symptoms. Its a joke. And the most hilarious part...the "vaccine" used for treatment, has just one "side effect" ...paralysis. Gee...so basically, if the scanners that they are planning to put in my college(I have been ranting about that for the past hour so thoroughly saturated for now..guess what..my temperature is up) start beeping and they inject that dumb vaccine into me..I will use my fingers to latch on to their neck and press hard...if I get paralyzed they are going to have to pay.


Is anyone else thinking straight? Have any of you even researched about what could happen if you take a "vaccine" for the H1N1 virus when you don't really have it.

Get this... at least once a week I register a fever or a headache or tiredness or bodyaches.

Fever and headaches, not the flu, its because of people...dumb ones to be specific. They just have a way to make my blood boil. Specially when I have to work in a "Group" with them.

Tiredness...have you ever walked out in the sun these days?
Body aches? Do you have kids? Small ones? Who run around a lot? Or maybe you just joined a gym?

Another thing I find amusing. Remember SARS...wasn't that amusing. It was an epidemic..that just disappeared on its own. And whatever happened to bird flu? Kind of odd don't you think that swine flu began to spread at this point. No? Well, maybe its me... I have issues with trusting people. Can't help it..my brain does this thing called "thinking logically".

Try googling "swine flu hoax"..and please ignore all sites that have "god" in them. The only thing dangerous than swine flu is religious fanatics who think pills are demon's way of possessing you. You have to learn to see the fine line between the truth and fabrication.

Swine flu doesn't seem like a fabrication, but the hype does seem a little overrated.
Catch up on your knowledge of how diseases are created in labs...you will be surprised. Seriously.

You know I had watched an interesting episode on CSI..about how pharmaceutical companies create viruses so people can endorse them to make a vaccine. Of course you say, CSI is a TV show..its just fiction. People wouldn't do that in real life.

....
riiiight.

Because people didn't behead other people during the french revolution...because people didn't just kill thousands fighting over whose imaginary god should you listen to, because people are such 'nice, gentle caring' folk.
No no..its all me. I live in a fantasy. Call me alice in wonderland... Hershey in wonderland. Atleast Alice had the brains to think.

"Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice

Does anyone still wonder why I am a cynic. We should all be a bit more cynical.

One more thing...isn't it just fascinating that the flu drug Tamiflu, which was supposedly created as the antidote to bird flu, works just fine for swine flu too. It would appear that the stuff is quite non-specific in nature for what is considered to be a very specific strain of flu. Hummm. Anyway, pharmacy chains such as CVC are now stocking up in preparation for the “pandemic”. Hospitals here have a little sticker saying "H1N1 prepared" or something like that.



NEWSFLASH!
How to get rich.
1. Own a pharmaceutical company.
2. Be one of its major shareholders.
3. Make a flu.
4. Sell pharmacies the vaccine, who will buy it at any price coz hey..marketing 101: supply and demand. Increase in demand equals increase in supply, at a price of course.
5. Sit back and enjoy the money reeling in. How much money? Oh somewhere between $5,000,000 to $25,000,000.


You shouldn't be asking "do I have swine flu?". You should be wondering about who are the swines behind the swine flu?

Far as I can tell, its just another damn flu. Over 50000 people die from various strains of flu. Stop being such sissies. Eat proper food, boost up your immune system the proper way. Pumping yourself with vaccines every time you get a runny nose is plain silly. How on earth will you power up your internal immunity you silly bunch of pansies.

Go out, get some sunshine. Eat some damn fruit, go have your veggies like your mommy tells you. Drink coke, sprite, any soda...because half the time you think you are dying, its usually just indigestion...soda will make you burp and you can go back to eating your pizza. Relax a little...you are more likely to die from stress than from a flu.

Have a great and disease free day!

P.S. if you dare point me to some website which proves swine flu is real and people should panic, I will bombard your mailbox with "swine flu is a bunch of crap" articles.


(Post written because my college has decided to have 'screening' of student's body temperature...yea sure...because my blood never boils when I have to wake up at 8am just to attend a 4 hour lecture on how your professor cons you into thinking he knows what he is talking about.
'This should be blue'
'Uh...a blue rose sir? don't you think red is more appropriate.'
in my head, ;ITS A FRICKING ROSE. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE RED'
' But I like blue'
'Oh, ok'
in my head, ' I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU TURN BLUE, YOU MINDLESS CRETIN' )

Bah.
201st post.
Big deal...

250th post...now THAT will be something. Considering the speed at which I am writing, 250 shouldn't be long.